Self-Reception Speculation begins beyond the zero point of meaning. When words are liberated from their burden of information, they go into ecstasy and set out exploring. Once they go their own way, they can follow any logic and anticipate any information with which they could ever possibly be saddled. Speculating with language follows the maxim, "Prevention is better than deconstruction." During the working hours of the adilkno options market, concepts, data and unavoidable situations are short-circuited to a possible vanishing point in the future. The adilkno speculator operates beyond the future, away from potential reader's markets. The proliferation of words evokes a chaos field through which the text determines its fatal course, leaving everybody dumbfounded, including the mixmasters themselves. These speculative practices operate in a vacuum which the urge for text renewal has not been able to fill. The columns do not fulfill the legitimate desire for the shrieking assertion of the manifesto, nor for the careful openings of the essay. There are theories that are tired of academic discourses or journalistic impressions and simply wish to air the mind. These favorite and serene ideas soon get out of hand when they are accidentally caught up in an adilknoist line of reasoning. "Every sentence an open end" does not purify the mind, it simply makes you clam up. The experiments with words in the twentieth century were expeditions to the center of language, and still make for neat T-shirts. Speculation, by contrast, seeks the outer edges of language, where shadows from elsewhere become legible. Here too lie the "zones of neglect" where garbage accumulates, vague rumors circulate and the riff-raff scuttles about, hatching plots and yanking at the slot machines in the hope that the right combination of discourses will produce the winning sentence, after which the profits can immediately be put to use for new speculations. In the end, writing only costs adilkno money, just like with the gambling addicts. Adilkno never states its sources. This is not based on a desire for secrecy. In the media, the text needs no context, which can only increase the information load. Once the quote is pulled out of its context and perverted, magic words sprout from the textual remainder: imploded universes that do not even need to be unfolded. The magic word is not the result of reduction by data compression. It is not that which remains after all extraneous wording is deleted; the keyword simply presents itself. It does not invite to historical hermeneutics, but shifts to the future during writing. There exists a certain pleasure in the thought of posterity who may set about deciphering it all - but that is not the issue here. The exegesis of compact text quickly reaches overload, a typical problem in contemporary text production. Speculation does not look for quality or quantity, but for amazement about the now or never of the jam session of discourses. It won't make you any richer or wiser; rather poorer, since the accidentally compiled soc/pol/cul/eco/hist ballast gets pulverized during the instant consumption of the adilkno product. Larger connections, eras, entities, themes, moralities and world issues disappear like a snowball in the sun. We would probably have stated the opposite tomorrow. The unbearable lightness of the media does not have to be compensated for by diligent archivist labour. Adilkno is not expressing the fear that the text has one foot in the grave, but joyfully acknowledging the victory of the media. The old-fashioned text is thus finally relieved of its obligation to have a solid meaning, and may become impossible. The holy Script has become a toy ever since world language has consisted of images instead of words. Planetary pictoralization campaigns tread the familiar path of crisis, war and catastrophe in order to convince the public at large of the importance of what goes on in the world. In this visual civilization, text is assigned the role of support function. As a subtitle or credit it disappears to the edge, while in the visual language of the video clip it flashes in the center as a rhythmic eye-catcher. Impossible theory does not compete with these media in a bid for popularity, but lets itself be dictated by the media it cannot do without. The world offers unlimited material, but ideas are limited and transient. The formulation of adiltexts is drudgery compared to the dimension of data communication. Although notes are preferably made in a flush of intoxication, production time seems endless. Not because it is preceded by such thorough research, or because the final version took so long. Deleting, rewriting, improving or discussing is remarkably unpopular among adilknoists, and is done only on pain of a whole new story - "'tis only text." To us, satanic verses are not worth a war. Words are things, ways of looking at the world: and the eyes need a long time to adjust to a new view. Adilkno only works for slow media; after months of deadlines, it never sees its texts again (if at all) until six months later, by which time of course it has changed its outlook again. The adiltext is difficult, but never causes misunderstandings regarding the permissibility of its point. Here, the dangerous text about the risky subject is played out and ruled out. Adilkno takes a warm interest in every taboo in the world, but feels no urge to break them. It is not concerned with open flirtations with (or another rehash of) the body of thought of the glorious 1920s and '30s which examined the limits, depths and heights of existence in the era of technology. With adilkno, the world begins after 1945. The text has lost its deadly sting, and will never regain it. This observation lies at the basis of every adiltext. Adilkno the author has always been a third mind: two guys and a typewriter. The acquisition of PCs has done little to change this attitude. Adiltexts cannot be produced by a single author; it takes two, four, many. The con-cocted text is not the sum of individuals, but something completely different, an accumulation of insights and blunders which the adilknoist alone could never have cooked up. The components of the perfect Gesamtauthor all carry their own data, stubbornly connecting them to small grievances in order to formulate adilknowledgeable patterns. The presence of the others ensures that biases and pettiness are mutually extinguished, leaving the adiltext with "observation as ideas." Adilkno is a mind-expanding substance. The author's name is not an alias, but symbolizes a gay method, a short-circuiting, a telephone conversation. Adilkno is both cheerful theory and "happy writer." It is not a group, movement, syndicate, commune, or society, although oddly enough it is known as an agency in Greater Germany. From the beginning, it has been a foundation in formation. Adilkno has no membership or sponsors, although it does have a traveling ambassador, a special honorary member for life and a political commissioner. Without taking the least interest in each other's particular angles, all participants just dump whatever they happen to be carrying along. It all depends on who or what drops in on an adiltext in progress. "Sometimes a third party will call me up and say, "Did you see or read such & such 'cos that was totally Adilknoish," and I would have to disagree completely because it falls far below any standards of Adilknoship. Usually. Furthermore, I get the impression that Adilkno is often seen as a signal, a horn, or a guard dog; however, we may bite but we neither bark nor honk." In dealing with the media, adilkno does not ask itself how one may be initiated, but excommunicated. The text does not write itself out because it constantly switches from association to idea to info to deduction to the next sentence, but because it disconnects and causes breaches in thinking, theoretical casualties and discontinuities. The rule of switching is that one thing leads to another; that of disconnecting, that one thing leads to something entirely different. The goal is not profundity, but tension. Analysis does not try to make, but to break connections. The result is textual frictions, disagreements, misunderstandings, failed or successful pranks. Concepts which once kept each other at a distance now collide. In interrupted writing, the rites of passage are reversed: from initiation to excommunication. Adilkno has achieved its goal if the general attitude becomes that of "Blah-blah-blah - oh well, it's only media." To tear and pull at the concept of "media" is a gratifying task. Media are a container with an unprecedented volume. They seem to encompass the entire world. Media theory sets out on an expedition over the edge of the medial planet, quite aware that it is round. It turns out that media omnipotence can be denied by going extraterrestrial. "We are here to go." The media are no primordial uncarved block - their surface reveals cracks and patterns, which are brought to light by the alien angle. Media theory extracts its energy and materials from the media. It is not after symbiosis, but seeks to suck its host dry as parasitic theory. Its stake is not the revivification of connections, nor the return of the social, nor the reconstruction of the interhuman, nor the recovery of the decaying body. There are no positive goals to be discovered. Media theory is fatal to media. ??